My mind is in the toilet
I've been thinking more about men and bathrooms. No, not in that Larry Craig way. I mean in that men-standing-up-to-pee-is-responsible-for-the-downfall-of-civilization sort of way. Maybe I should explain.
Standing up to pee is just lazy. It's not that hard to undo your pants and sit down to pee. Do men feel too busy to take that little bit of extra time? Or maybe men just feel too much of an "ewwww" factor thinking about other mens butts being on that seat, so they only do it when they have to. This could also explain why men have to have something to read when they do their business - distraction.
Or maybe men feel too important - that could be why executives like to have their own private bathrooms, no association with the riff-raff that way don't you know.
And don't get me going on men's aim. You make a mess, you should clean it up. Works for my kids, anyway, but not for typical men in bathrooms, it would seem.
You see if most men weren't this way, then they'd be more sensitive and empathetic. How much destruction at the hands of self-centered, self-important men could have been avoided if only they didn't pee standing up? Mothers - teach your young boys to pee sitting down, the future of civilization might just depend on it.