It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Avast, ye wanderers of the open 'net, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day, and ye be likin' it, too, or ye be getting the ropes end!
I'm reminded, I am, of a time a few sails back, when I found meself boot deep in all manner of piratical scallywags. Twas quite a sight to be sure, nigh to a sutler at a strange port 'twas...